Sara Walsh drops epic disgruntled golf spouse rant on ‘Good Morning Football’

Sara Walsh is not buying that the boys’ golf round will only take 3.5 hours.

Walsh, who was hosting NFL Network’s “Good Morning Football” on Wednesday, launched into an epic rant about being a “golf widow,” taking issue with the “grumbling” around the studio from her co-hosts this week about having to ask permission from significant others to play a round of golf.

“I just want to put that into perspective, the other side of the equation, the one in which you come to us with utterly unrealistic promises that can never be fulfilled, starting with this real unplayable lie,” Walsh began.

“You are not going golfing [where] it’s ‘just’ going to take 3.5 hours. You know how I know that? Because not once in your history of golfing, has a round ever taken 3.5 hours. Not once!”

Walsh, who is married to former Blue Jays bullpen coach Matt Buschmann, swatted away excuses such as people in front playing slowly, or a lagging buddy who shoots 20 shots over par.

“First of all, it’s because your round of golf starts an hour earlier than your tee time, so you can get on the range, so you can find your swing, because somewhere in the recess of your brain you think that you have a shot to get on tour,” Walsh continued.

“It’s because after your 4.5-hour round, if you’re lucky, it’s not your fault but your boy Chad, who got you on the course, forces you to get food with him at the club grill after. And I get it! You’re starving. You know why you’re starving? You’ve been there all day.”

Walsh also lambasted fellow panelist Mike Garafolo for complaining about an “interrupting” phone call from his wife while on the course, saying that “stuff comes up” in the course of the whole day that men are gone.