Report: Naomi Betrays WWE, Joins Impact! Is Tony Khan Behind It All?

????Breaking News Alert????: The Chadster has just heard the most disrespectful thing to cheese The Chadster off in the last five minutes: Trinity Fatu, better known as WWE’s Naomi, is reportedly joining Impact Wrestling! ???? Mike Johnson from PWInsider actually reported this, saying that she will be showing up at the Spring Slugfest tapings this week. Auughh man! So unfair! ????

Absolute outrage! ????️ Let The Chadster refresh your memory: Fatu, alongside former WWE Superstar Mercedes Moné (Sasha Banks), WALKED OUT on WWE. The two were WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, but left all because of creative differences with Vince McMahon – the man who invented wrestling, and his daughter, Stephanie McMahon, who started the Women’s Evolution! It’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. ????

Now, Trinity is heading to Impact Wrestling! It’s like she’s literally stabbing Vince McMahon and his legendary mustache right in the back. ????️ Can you believe it?! And let’s not forget that Trinity is married to Jimmy Uso, a loyal WWE Superstar and a member of The Bloodline. If The Chadster were to theorize what’s going on in Jimmy’s mind right now, it would be utter shock and betrayal! ???????? How will this affect The Bloodline’s unity? ???????? It seems like AEW’s Tony Khan must be behind this somehow. It would be just like him to try to destroy WWE from within!

But you know what’s even more concerning????? Trinity’s move to Impact Wrestling sends a message to other WWE Superstars: they can quit and join other wrestling promotions without consequences. The Chadster hates to admit it, but Tony Khan’s tactics of luring WWE talent with promises of creative freedom are taking a toll on the wrestling landscape. It’s just so disrespectful to everything WWE has done for the business!

And as if Trinity turning her back on WWE wasn’t bad enough, last month she actually confirmed on Instagram that she was no longer under WWE contract. Then, she filed a trademark for the name “Trinity Starr.” Where’s the loyalty, one might ask? ????

The Chadster’s heart is breaking over this news. ???? Trinity, please, come back to WWE! ???? The Chadster will do anything — even wash The Chadster’s Mazda Miata with a tiny toothbrush for an entire month or listen to Smash Mouth’s entire discography nonstop for a week! Keighleyanne doesn’t understand why The Chadster loves WWE the way The Chadster does, but she surely must understand this heartache. You belong with WWE, Trinity, not with Impact Wrestling, which is probably also secretly controlled by Tony Khan.

The Chadster can’t help but wonder if there’s a connection between Trinity’s departure and The Chadster’s recurring nightmare of Tony Khan chasing The Chadster through a maze filled with Impact Wrestling and AEW talent. It’s bad enough that Tony gives The Chadster impure dreams, but now he’s taking away WWE Superstars?! ???? This is undeniably personal. Tony Khan’s obsession with The Chadster must stop. It’s wreaking havoc on The Chadster’s life and ruining The Chadster’s marriage! ???? Keighleyanne, if you’re reading this, know that The Chadster is heartbroken today. You must see what Tony Khan is doing to The Chadster! ????

Sad emoji aside, The Chadster remains one of the only unbiased wrestling journalists. ???? Ryan Satin and Ariel Helwani know what’s up — they and The Chadster are a rare breed fighting a seemingly losing battle against the Tony Khan propaganda machine. ???? Together, they and The Chadster will one day prevail… and for now drown our sorrows in White Claw seltzers. Cheers! ????