Mark Chapman fills the void after Rugby League World Cup show falls flat

As kick-offs go it could not have been more emphatic for England, who began their campaign with a 60-6 demolition of much-feared Samoa at St James’ Park.

However, for organisers and to a lesser extent host broadcaster the BBC, it was a less auspicious start as technical issues caused major problems during the opening ceremony.

Thankfully the curtain-raiser had not been planned as some CGI-packed extravaganza with dancers, animatronics and the match ball parachuted in shortly before kick-off but a more sedate, practical affair in keeping with the sport’s less showy approach.

However, when things go wrong, they go wrong, and the troubles began shortly after musical guests the Kaiser Chiefs wrapped up the first of a proposed two-song set with a tune fittingly entitled ‘Oh My God’.

With flagbearers from each competing nation on the carpeted pitch and distinguished guests including Kevin Sinfield OBE and president of the RFL Clare Balding in place, all seemed well.

‘Flags are flying, trophies on show, expectations are palpable,’ said commentator Dave Woods, and indeed they were until the PA system conked out and an eerie quiet descended on the home of Newcastle United.

As the minutes ticked by in deathly silence, those bearing now wilting flags began to exit the field while Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson sprinted up and down the touchline in a frantic attempt to entertain bemused spectators.

Having seen his BBC colleague perform admirably in very trying circumstances, host Mark Chapman stepped in to ‘rescue’ Woods, posing the question to his invited panel, James Graham, Lois Forsell and Jon Wilkin whether being in the smaller ‘away’ dressing room would affect England.

‘That’s a red herring,’ said former St Helens star Wilkin. ‘I know but I’ve got space to fill,’ replied Chapman with a delightful honesty.

It’s at times like these that those who earn a crust in front of the camera or standing behind the microphone come into their own, and Woods and Chapman can hold their heads high for an embarrassing episode well saved. Sadly, the same cannot be said for the organisers.