Jeremy Clarkson shares ‘terrifying’ new arrival at Diddly Squat Farm

Jeremy Clarkson revealed that he recently brought a fleet of 30 goats for his Chipping Norton farm in a bid to “keep the brambles at bay”.

The Clarkson’s Farm star says “things are going fairly well” with the new arrivals, despite their reputation for misbehaving.

Writing in his column, the 63-year-old said: “I was advised by Cheerful Charlie that they are psychopaths and he’s not alone in thinking this way.

“My dogs, for some reason, are terrified of them and I too have a healthy respect, as they will often head-butt me in the testes.”

In a bid to keep them under control, Jeremy has “two layers of electric fences” that will give them a “mild shock” if they try to escape.

He added to The Times: “The fact is, though, that in two days they’d turned a rough bit of ground into what looked like a cross between a croquet lawn and a porn star’s lady part.

“They hadn’t escaped and they hadn’t made a smell. And if you wear a cricket box when you’re in there with them they are actually very playful.”

Jeremy has accumulated a number of animals since he began farming the land in 2019.

They include cows, pigs, and sheep and are featured on his Prime Video series, Clarkson’s Farm.

Fans of the show were recently left disappointed when Jeremy issued an update on how season three is coming along.

An Instagram account @clarksonsfarmfans posted about the upcoming season, with the caption “who’s excited”.

Clarkson himself responded in the comments, saying: “We actually won’t finish filming it till October.

“There’s something we are trying which won’t be resolved till then. So it’s a while off yet.”