Father’s Day jokes: The best Dad jokes, gags and one-liners to celebrate Father’s Day

Father’s Day takes place on Sunday June 19 the year, and there is arguably no better way to spend it than by sharing some traditional ‘Dad jokes’ with the man in your life. Whether your father figure is a jokester himself, or need to brush up on his funny one-liners, Express.co.uk has compiled some of the best to get your Dad laughing his socks off today.

4. What side of a tree grows the most branches?

The outside!

5. What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom!

6. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

7. Why did the broom decide to go to bed?

It was very sweepy.

8. What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

One-liners

One-liners are great because you don’t even need a willing participant.

Instead, get some unexpected laughs out of your audience with these humorous one-liners.

1. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
2. Your mother asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can’t see anything.
3. I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
4. I’d avoid the sushi if I were you — it’s a little fishy!
5. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
6. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
7. It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.