AN angry note belittling a driver’s manhood went viral – only for his ex to publicly declare: “It’s definitely not small”.
Ned Clarke, 39, found the message left on his windscreen by another motorist claiming he had parked too close.
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The sarcastic note said: “Nice parking job, a**.
“How about leaving me more than three inches to move?
“I know you think that’s huge, but your d***-size is smaller than you think. Happy New Year.”
Ned found it when he returned to his car in his adopted home city San Francisco, California.
He insists he left plenty of room for other cars to park.
But he says he “wasn’t surprised” at the note and the local resident who wrote it was typically “miserable”.
Youtuber Ned, originally from Nevada, said: “When I saw the note, I was like, ‘Oh, California people’.
“People in San Francisco aren’t exactly known for being the nicest people.
“I think this person had had a bad day – a lot of people have a bad existence here.
“I wasn’t surprised. Things like the note are usually a relief of somebody’s frustration from their own life and they can finally find a person to vent at.
“I’m glad I provided them that opportunity.”
He shared the note on social media, hoping to give others a chuckle.
But he had the last laugh when one ex-girlfriend chimed in to defend him.
She wrote: “It’s definitely not small.”
Ned said she also sent a direct message to reassure him in case he was feeling inadequate.
“She said, ‘Don’t worry – it’s not true’,” Ned said.
“I said I didn’t feel bad because this person had never met me.”
He added: “San Francisco is notorious because there’s nowhere to park. It’s very expensive and very difficult to park.
“I’m from this area and I’ve seen the culture change.
“People are kind of miserable because the cost of living in California is very high and the quality of life is very low.
“They talk as if they’re social justice minded on Facebook but they are actually kind of mean. They don’t talk to you in the street.”
Last month we told how a driver found a foul-mouthed note GLUED to their windscreen after blocking a garage.
It said: “You are f****** b****** and an idiot.
“You will not find peace as long as you park here. I have warned you.”
Meanwhile a disabled teenager left a scathing note for a pickup truck driver whose selfish parking made her life hell.
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