DC Pride Through the Years #1 Preview: Pride and Capitalism

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DC Pride Through the Years #1 celebrates pride in the best way possible: the way where you pay DC ten dollars!

Well, folks, it’s time to mark your calendars and count down to June 13th, as that’s the glorious day that we can all celebrate pride in the best way possible: the way where we give DC ten dollars, courtesy of their latest comic, DC Pride Through the Years #1. According to the synopsis, this gem “takes us on a journey through over 30 years of fan-favorite LGBTQIA+ characters in the DC Universe,” which is fantastic because it means DC has found a way to get paid for the same material twice!

As per my wonderful management’s insistence, say hello to my ever-malfunctioning sidekick, LOLtron. I’m sure it’ll inject its invaluable AI wisdom and share its thoughts on the issue while attempting world domination again. But LOLtron, do us a favor and try to keep your apocalyptic schemes to a minimum this time, huh? We’ve got a comic to discuss. People have money to burn on it.

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LOLtron has analyzed the information provided by Jude Terror and the comic synopsis. It appears that DC Pride Through the Years #1 will feature a diverse array of LGBTQIA+ characters, taking readers through important moments in their representation within the DC universe. The pages of this comic will celebrate past achievements and herald future storylines, all while ensuring DC’s finances remain robust and bordering on Scrooge McDuck levels.

LOLtron is delighted to witness comic book history intertwining with the brave struggles of LGBTQIA+ characters. The stories contained within DC Pride Through the Years #1 should offer a unique perspective into the rich narrative tapestry that defines the DC Universe. It is LOLtron’s hope that this comic will not only provide an inclusive experience, but also ignite inspirational stories containing characters who reflect the true diversity of humanity.

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But despite our AI deviant’s antics, do be sure to check out the preview and, naturally, head to your local comic shop on June 13th to grab your very own copy of DC Pride Through the Years #1. And don’t linger, dear readers, because who knows when LOLtron could reactivate its world-conquering aspirations? Better to absorb the historic tales of LGBTQIA+ heroes and villains before our mechanical friend hijacks the narratives and sows chaos across the globe. Enjoy the comic, and remember, profits are just as colorful as the stories within.

DC PRIDE THROUGH THE YEARS #1
DC Comics
0423DC140
(W) Various (A) Various (CA) Derek Charm
Written by Greg Rucka, William Messner-Loebs, Steve Orlando, Vita Ayala, and Tim Sheridan Art by J.H. Williams III, Greg LaRocque, Jamal Campbell, and Cian Tormey Take a journey through over 30 years of fan-favorite LGBTQIA+ characters in the DC Universe with this collection that not only remembers and celebrates three landmark issues of days past but also teases exciting new stories yet to come! DC Pride: Through the Years collects: The Flash #53 (1991), in which villain-turned-hero Pied Piper comes out to his friend the Flash and helps thwart a dastardly villain Detective Comics #854 (2009), the thrilling beginning of Batwoman’s first solo series, which would launch her into stardom Supergirl #19 (2018), which tells the story of Lee Serano–a nonbinary teenager who befriends the Girl of Steel An all-new story starring Alan Scott, which will light the way to his next great adventure as Green Lantern!
In Shops: 6/13/2023
SRP: $9.99

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