Corrie Nash? Chazzle Dazzle? The Coronation needs a proper nickname

No matter how serious the subject matter, there’s pretty much always an ironically whimsical bit of slang to go with it – it’s just what we do.

But for the coronation of King Charles III, one of the biggest events to take place on UK shores for generations?

Suddenly, we as a society have fallen woefully short of coming to a true nickname consensus.

Well, we here at Metro.co.uk think it’s high time a decision was made, and we want to hear your suggestions ahead of the big weekend.

While there are no hard and fast rules, there’s definitely a trend to follow.

The guidelines for a perfect big event nickname are pretty simple – they’re usually double-barrelled, like the examples above, with the first word often having two syllables and the second just one.

If the first word ends in a cute little ‘ee’ sound, great.

If it makes most of your mates cringe, even better.

That being said it’s mostly all about the vibe.

For example, if something rhymes a la ‘Chazzle Dazzle’, you could still be on to a winner. People also really love a ‘bobs’ a la ‘Holibobs’ – aka ‘holiday’.

So whether you’re partial to ‘Corrie Norrie’ or ‘Corriebobs’, or you’ve come up with something totally different that you think needs to take over, let us know below before it’s too late…

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