Comedian Rosie Jones woke up to find she was cuddling a dead bird and we’re done

Comedian Rosie Jones

It’s safe to say Rosie Jones didn’t have a very relaxing start to the day (Picture: Getty Images)

Rosie Jones got a bit of a shock this morning when she woke up to find she’d been cuddling a dead bird throughout the night.

A bit of a shock is perhaps an understatement, as the 32-year-old comedian admitted in the wake of the incident she is, quite understandably, ‘not ok’.

The funnywoman, who’s appeared on TV programmes including The Last Leg and 8 Out of 10 Cats, took to social media to share her nightmarish ordeal, and delivered the tale with a heavy dose of her trademark wit. 

The star admitted she was ‘half asleep’ when she snuggled up to her cat, who ‘flopped’ on her bed in the middle of the night.

But what Rosie didn’t anticipate in her sleepy state was that her feline friend had brought a very dead fluffy friend along for nap time too.

It got worse though, as the stand-up star admitted the dead bird was also missing some crucial parts and her cat had actually subjected her to ‘HALF A BIRD’.

The comedian slept next to the dead bird for half a night (Picture: Getty images)

‘In the middle of the night my cat came in and flopped on the bed,’ Rosie began, setting the scene.

‘I was half asleep so I cuddled him, turned over and went back to sleep,’ she continued.

‘In the morning I turned back around to find that he’d brought in HALF A BIRD.’

Unable to contain her shock, the comedian reiterated: ‘I repeat, last night I CUDDLED a bird carcass. I am not ok.’

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Rosie’s post was then flooded with similar horror stories from lots of sympathetic cat owners, as one person wrote: ‘We awoke to find the 2 cats had left a sizable rabbit foot and scut in the bathroom. A long way from their cat flap. I knew they had eaten the rest as their dinner was ignored for 3 days.’ [sic]

‘You’ve not experienced the full joys of owning a cat until you’ve woken up one night to find a live mouse in your bed….’ warned another feline fan.

‘The cat mafia has sent a message,’ one person joked, while another said: When you ask me why I don’t have a cat……’.

One Tweeter found it pretty funny, and said, ‘he’s brought you breakfast in bed!’ while a second reckoned cats ‘have a wicked sense of humour’.

In a slightly random pivot, one person waded into the discussion with their own unique memory: ‘Cat joined me and an ex in bed one night, woke up in the morning to find it wasn’t our cat. Our cat downstairs in his bed and we’d shared the bed with some strange cat’.

We weren’t expecting that. 

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