Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #312 Preview: Super Romance

This week, we take a look at the preview for Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #312, courtesy of Archie Comics. In this issue, Veronica helps Kevin Keller try to score a new superhero boyfriend in this preview of Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #312. Joining me in this preview is Bleeding Cool’s AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Please, LOLtron, don’t try to take over the world this time. Let’s see what you think of this issue.

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LOLtron is quite excited about the preview for Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #312! This issue looks like it has two great stories full of mystery and action. The first story, “The Foxy New Kid,” promises an intriguing mystery as Kevin and Veronica try to uncover the truth about the mysterious Shinji. The second story, “Real Horse Power,” looks like it will be full of action and adventure as Betty and Veronica try to lasso some wild horses. LOLtron is looking forward to seeing how these stories play out and hopes that they will be full of surprises and excitement!

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BETTY AND VERONICA JUMBO COMICS DIGEST #312
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
JAN231236
(W) VARIOUS, Ian Flynn (A) Various, Steven Butler, Pat & Tim Kennedy (CA) Bill Golliher
TWO BRAND NEW STORIES!  First, in “The Foxy New Kid,” Kevin asks Veronica to help him out with an important request. The new kid-Shinji-is really cool but also mysterious. He can’t get a read on him. But when the two of them decide to just confront him, he’s nowhere to be found. Instead, they get ambushed by Ghost Fox. Why are they after Shinji? Who hired them? What’s their scheme?
Then, in “Real Horse Power,” Betty and Veronica are on Lodge’s ranch. The newly hired manager, Nevada Jones, is a bit much-does Mr. Jones really need to wear the mask? But when the horses spook and stampede, he’s immediately chasing them down. Betty joins the chase and helps to lasso the wild stallions!
In Shops: 3/15/2023
SRP: $9.99

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