Dita Von Teese burlesque tour 2023– here’s how to get tickets under $40

Prepare to be teased.

Starting on Dec. 31, the world’s biggest burlesque show just may be coming to a city near you.

Dita Von Teese’s titillating “Glamonatrix Tour” is set to hit 21 major venues from New Year’s Eve all the way to Feb. 24, 2023.

Midway through the eye-opening run, Von Teese and co. will stop in at New York City’s Beacon Theatre on Feb.9.

Even better, tickets start at $36 before fees on Vivid Seats for the show in the Big Apple.

And don’t worry— the “Don’t Worry Darling” cast member has a few tricks up her sleeve for the string of shows.

Her show, which evokes 1940s burlesque, incorporates comedy and classy striptease while showcasing diverse beauty and individuality.

“For me, burlesque has always been about…liberating the taboo of striptease with fantastical  stripscapes” Von Teese teased about the tour.

Special guests baring it all with Von Teese on the trek include performers Dirty Martini. Zelia Rose, Lana Kai Fox, Tosca Rivola and Laszlo Major.

All tickets found for the tour where you’ll most likely find Von Teese lounging in a martini glass wearing next to nothing were spotted on Vivid Seats.

Vivid Seats is a verified secondary market ticketing platform, and prices may be higher or lower than face value, depending on demand.

They offer a 100% buyer guarantee that states your transaction will be safe and secure and your tickets will be delivered prior to the event.

All “Glamonatrix” shows are for ages 18 and up.

Dita Von Teese 2023 tour schedule

Von Teese’s “Glamonatrix Tour” will start its sultry jaunt at Los Angeles’ Orpheum Theatre on Dec. 31, ending 2022 in style.

Notable stops that follow include gigs in Portland (Jan. 17), Austin (Jan. 22), New Orleans (Jan. 27), Washington, D.C. (Feb. 4) and Chicago (Feb. 14).

The tour wraps up at Riverside, CA’s Fox Performing Arts Center on Feb. 24.

A complete calendar featuring all tour dates, venues, show start times and links to buy tickets can be found here.

Taylor Swift music video

On Oct. 25, Taylor Swift dropped the star-studded, Cinderella-inspired music video for her hit single “Bejeweled.”

Joining Swift once she becomes her diamond-encrusted, “polished up real nice” self, she and Von Teese find themselves lounging in signature martini glasses dousing themselves with basketball-sized olives.

It’s wild.

Other major names featured in the video include Laura Dern, Jack Antonoff and three Haim sisters— Este, Alana and Danielle as her evil stepsisters.

You can see the ambitious six-minute video below.

Huge 2023 concert tours

While we can’t find any other tours quite like Von Teese’s, we tried our best.

Here are five of the biggest concert and novelty tours that just might whet your whistle next year.

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