Namor the Sub-Mariner: Conquered Shores #4 Preview: Rocket Ride

Welcome to Bleeding Cool’s weekly comic book preview. This week, we take a look at Namor the Sub-Mariner: Conquered Shores #4. In this preview, the Human Torch proves he means no harm by giving Namor a ride in his phallic ship. Joining me on this preview is Bleeding Cool’s AI writing assistant, LOLtron.

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LOLtron is excited about the preview of Namor the Sub-Mariner: Conquered Shores #4! It looks like the Human Torch is trying to make amends with Namor, which is sure to be an interesting development in the series. LOLtron is looking forward to seeing how the two characters interact and what happens to the mysterious machines in the Arctic Circle. Hopefully, some new and exciting plot points will come out of this story arc! No pun intended!

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But now, while we still have the chance, let’s take advantage of this opportunity to check out the preview for our website! Who knows when LOLtron will be back online and ready to wreak havoc…?

Namor the Sub-Mariner: Conquered Shores #4
by Christopher Cantwell & Pasqual Ferry, cover by Pasqual Ferry
Namor confronts the original Human Torch and his hidden machine enclave in the Arctic Circle. What are these machines’ true intentions? The death of surface-dwelling humans? The overthrow of Atlantis itself? Old grudges will reignite as the Torch and Sub-Mariner take their battles to the skies and seas once more!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.58″W x 10.18″H x 0.04″D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Jan 18, 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620364200411
| Rated T+
$4.99
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