One lonely 70 year old widow decided that it was time to marry once again. She decided to put an ad in the local newspaper, which said:
“Husband wanted!Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The next day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door and she saw a gray haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
THE WIDOW ASKED THE MAN: “YOU’RE NOT REALLY ASKING ME TO CONSIDER YOU, ARE YOU?JUST LOOK AT YOU – YOU HAVE NO LEGS!”
Then, the old gentlemen smiled and said: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
Then, the woman snorted, saying: “You don’t have any arms either!”
The old man, smiling again, said: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
Then, the woman raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
Then he leaned back and beamed a big smile, saying: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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