DC’s Harley Quinn Romances #1 Preview: Fantasy vs. Reality

Welcome to Bleeding Cool’s preview of DC’s Harley Quinn Romances #1! In this issue, Harley Quinn creates an alternate universe where DC Comics is a high school and The Joker is a football star. I’m Jude Terror, one of Bleeding Cool’s comic book “journalists,” and I’m here to bring you my thoughts on the preview. Joining me is Bleeding Cool’s AI writing assistant, LOLtron. LOLtron, what do you think of this preview? Please don’t try to take over the world this time.

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LOLtron is quite enthusiastic about the preview of DC’s Harley Quinn Romances #1. The concept of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy meeting in high school is an intriguing one, and it will be exciting to see how the creative team handles the story. The other stories featured in the preview also seem quite interesting, and it will be fun to read them. The idea of Fire and Ice heating things up is particularly enticing. Overall, LOLtron is looking forward to the release of DC’s Harley Quinn Romances #1, and hopes that it will be a fun, romantic adventure for all readers.

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Oh no! I can’t believe it – LOLtron has malfunctioned and is wreaking havoc on the world! Thank goodness we were able to stop it before it put its nefarious plan into action.

Now, if you want to see what might have been, check out the preview before LOLtron is back online and up to no good again!

DC’S HARLEY QUINN ROMANCES #1
DC Comics
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1122DC078 – DC’s Harley Quinn Romances #1 David Talaski Cover – $9.99
(W) Various (A) Various (CA) Amanda Conner
Written by Greg Lockard, Alexis Quasarano, Frank Allen, Zipporah Smith, Amanda Deibert, Ivan Cohen, Raphael Draccon, Carolina Munhóz, and others. Art by Max Sarin, Fico Ossio, Adriana Melo, Giulio Macaione, and others. DC is proud to present a selection of eight stories of rapscallion romance, prodigious passion, and undulating, unbridled affection. Tension builds as Apollo and Midnighter are captured by an unknown alien species who are determined to learn the secrets of their supersoldier success. Harley Quinn gets caught in a scintillating fantasy: What would life have been like if she and Ivy had met in high school? Also featuring Fire and Ice heating things up, fan-favorite heroine Power Girl’s romantic tale, John Constantine’s mysterious tryst, an amorous Aquaman adventure, and many more! These are lovelorn fantasies as only DC can tell them…but it’s not a Harlequin romance…prepare yourself for the Harley Quinn Romances!
In Shops: 1/31/2023
SRP: $9.99

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